I know it's not Saturday, but I'm just so bored right now that I figured I'd spice up your life by throwing you for a loop, doing something unexpected, distorting your view of how the world should work. So just deal with it. I promise that I'll probably never do it again.
Before I get started, I'd just like to share with you three observations I've made recently:
1. Even the ugliest girl in the world can be made into a super model with some degree of plastic surgery, weight loss, hair extensions, and lots of make-up. If you're an ugly guy, there's basically nothing to be done about it.
2. I think charging someone with involuntary manslaughter is gay. It was just an accident. At least change the name. Nobody wants to be called a Man Slaughterer.
3. Filibuster has nothing to do with this post. I just thought it sounded good: "Filibuster Movie Quotes". Yep, I was right.
Okay, now on to the quotes! Guess the all movies from which the quotes originate, and you get a special prize! I'm not getting my hopes up though, knowing your sad lack of variety in the movie-viewing area.
a. Become who you were born to be.
b. Do you not realize that I have had diarrhea since Easters?
c. Ketchup. Mustard. Thousand Island Dressing. Vinaigrette. This is good, Robbie. I told you to pack food.
d. Hi, I'm Bob. Would you knock me out, please? Just hit me in the face.
e. And love without trust? What of that?
f. You don't get abs like these eating peanut butter patties.
g. I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
h. Get outta here! And don't come back for five to seven days!
i. Never in a million years, Sauvage!
j. What? And watch some fat-bottomed bobby make our arrest for us? I don't think so.
k. I'd rather die than to stay away from you.
l. What an infantile idea, what a heartless, wicked, brainless thing to do.
m. That is what happens when you sit behind a desk. You forget things, like the weight in the hand of a gun that's loaded and one that's not.
n. So, you guys popping another one anytime soon?
And just for your optical entertainment:
Still as scrumptious as ever.
Did you get that involuntary manslaughter thought from that police officer who shot that guy in the train station? Because I just read about that on ksl. What I am confused about is why they kept specifying that the officer was white and the guy he shot was black. What does that have to do with anything? Please do enlighten, GP.
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