Ode to H2O

Bah! Since it's past midnight, I feel I have the liberty to do another post and call it Friday's. But consider it in the context of Thursday night when I say things like the following...

This is my last night being roomies with H2O!! It's been real. It's been fun. And it's been real fun. Jk.

Anyway. H2O is moving back home for good tomorrow (aka Friday). Never to come back. Isn't that the saddest news you have heard all hour?

I'm going to miss her, that's for sure. We've had some good times.

Around here, I am the one who eats the pizza crust. If we get pizza, I just sit there and watch the roomies eat and when they are done, they pass the crust over to me. I love it.

One time I came home from work and H2O said to me, "There's something for you on your shelf."

I went over to the cupboard where I keep my food and found a little ziplock baggie that said "Brittan's Crust" and had a little pizza crust in it. She had saved me the crust from her pizza! It was the cutest thing ever. I ate it immediately and was 100% satisfied. Mm.

One time we just stood face to face for like an hour pretending to slap each other in the face while making random sound effects like snorting and whistling. She kept freaking out and I was like, "What the cram, I'm not going to hit you!" And then I really did hit her. It was the funniest thing ever. I practically peed my pants.

That same night, she taught me all the Rape Aggression Defense moves she knows. So don't even think about raping me because I can defend myself, no doubt about that.

We both like Sons of Provo and there is not a day that goes by that it is not quoted. In fact, we just memorized the confirmation number from the hotel scene and now we can quote it without any help. Watch: "Confirmation number 78391048671098512, that's our confirmation number! They gave it to somebody else." Dude. Funniest movie ever.

For some reason we have been quoting Emperor's New Groove NON-STOP for the past week. I swear, that movie has the most applicable lines to any and every situation! One night we were even acting it out and H2O full on did the creepy Kronk-stealing-Cuzco thing complete with the "ohhwawaawawawa" against the wall (you know which part I am talking about?). It was 2 am and I think part of her brain had already gone to sleep. But it was hilarious.

Just tonight we parked behind a car that had an Obama bumper sticker. H2O said, "Obama?!" Her tone was exactly like Ezma when she says, "A llama?!" So right after she said that we both said, at the same time, "Obama?! He's supposed to be dead!" It was totally awesome! And then we got out of the car and she basically stepped in an ice river. Bah!

Oh man. The memories we have of this semester are so rad. I can't believe it's over. For real. When I come back from Christmas, H2O is not coming with me. I'm getting a new roomie! That is just so weird.

Goodbye H2O! You will be missed.