Kindergarten

In honor of big bad me graduating in 2 weeks, I have decided to do a post a day that tells something about each of my fateful years in elementary. Let's start with Kindergarten...

Something you may not know about me is that I am known in my family for my "digestion problems." Ya, uh....moving on....

One day my lovely little kindergarten class was gathered together on the orange carpet (which is disgusting now that I look back on all the gross stuff that has happened on that thing).

My teacher, Mrs. Pulley, was filling our brains with valuable knowledge, but I could not concentrate because I REALLY had to go to the bathroom.

I mean I reeeeaaaally had to go.

So...

She was asking us all these questions that we had to raise our hands to answer and apparently they were way too easy because EVERYONE was raising their hands!

But my hand was up for a different reason obviously.

So I was raising my hand so so high and so so frantically and shouting, "Mrs. Pulley, Mrs. Pulley" and she would never call on me because everyone else was doing the exact same thing.

I thought to myself, "This can't be happening, oh no. OH NO."

So I enlisted my friends around me to help get the teacher's attention.

Finally my friend Hannah was able to get Mrs. Pulley to call on her and she said, "Brittan really needs to go to the bathroom."

And Mrs. Pulley said, "Oh okay go ahead."

Hallelujah!

I jumped up and ran ran ran and I BARELY made it. And I am not exaggerating. It was close.

So let this be a lesson to all you kindergarten teachers out there. Give the students a little freedom! Don't make them ask you when they can go to the bathroom because I'm sure they know a lot better than you do. Trust me you will avoid many accidents by doing this.