Friday, November 5, 2010

I Know Where You Sleep

You know how people say that? Well I think someone said that to me recently, only they actually meant it, because the other morning, I woke up to find this:

Now, before you go judging, let me just say, this picture DOES NOT do it justice. I can't get the lighting right or something. So it's much worse in real life.

Anyway.

I got this giant bruise thing right above my foot! I have absolutely no idea where it came from.

I went to sleep like a normal human and all was well. Then I woke up to behold that.

Someone beat me in my sleep and there is plenty of evidence. Plenty.

In fact, it has now been a weekish and it is still there. What the freak? Is there some sort of creepy something roaming the world at night trying to strangle people by their ankles?

Fortunately, I have a high pain tolerance so this little boo boo hasn't bothered me too much. In fact, I like to look at it because it really does look bad.

I guess the point of the story is to watch your back because you never know where/when something will strike out and leave its mark on your body.

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