MJ*

This past week, these white spots started appearing on my legs. I looked it up online and the only thing it that could be is a disease called Vitiligo. Yeah...that's the disease that Michael Jackson had. It turned him white.

So, I'm kind of freaking out right now. I definately do not want to turn into a splotchy dalmation. I mean, look at this:

Anyway, speaking of Michael Jackson, yesterday, when I ran into a certain someone-someone, he told me about his dream, which involved Michael Jackson. It was basically the funniest dream I've ever heard in my life. I was laughing my head off.

Oh, and speaking of dreams, last night I dreamed that I had this tall blonde boyfriend. And then all the sudden I was pregnant. And then one day I was like, I can't feel the baby moving anymore. And I ended up having a stillborn! Isn't that SO sad? Basically the crappiest dream ever.

My life is pretty much a mixture of marvel and misery right now.