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Thoughts from Thursday on College

As my first week of college comes to a close, I have a list of thoughts that I would love to share with you.

1. A laptop is absolutely necessary. If you are about to go to college and you don't have one, GET ONE.

2. Sometimes you are going to have to sacrifice. For example, free food. As previously mentioned, you will get a lot of offers. In the beginning, you may feel obligated to accept every time. But if you keep this up, you will not be happy when you pass a mirror. Therefore, sacrifice potential joy to your salivary glands and politely decline.

3. Just give up when it comes to remembering peoples' names because it's just not gonna happen.

4. While we're on the subject of giving up, let's do a sublist of other things you should give up on:

a. Trying to go to bed on time.

b. Trying to finish your to-do lists.

c. Trying to respond to random people who randomly text you in the middle of the day. You can't be polite all of the time, okay?

d. Trying to get 8 cups of H2O.

e. Trying to keep up on your Psych episodes.

f. Trying to blog on a daily basis.

5. College is not even as hard as the rumors let on. Don't fret.

6. Uh, sorry, maybe I will finish this list later, but right now I am busy again. Being in college = being busy, so get used to it.

P.S. Dear GP, Me + Blood Battle = World Saving, Life Changing, Dominating, Free T-shirt Wearing Awesomeness. And when the time comes that BYU has to take us on. . . let's just say, prepare to eat. my. plasma. Bah!