Freakin Ridiculous

1. Homework during summer. It's a break people. A BREAK. That means you don't do homework.
2. Driving behind a grandma going 29 in a 40 zone.
3. Stop lights turning red on you to let cars go through the other way. But wait, there are no cars wanting to go the other way. So I must stop for no reason.
4. White walls. They are prison.

5. Expiration dates.

6. Hair.

7. Basically a week of postless blog.

8. Paying to do laundry. What the crap? Someone should be paying ME to do my laundry.

9. Finding your clothes still wet after paying a dollar for the drier to dry them.

10. Watching yourself insert another dollar to give the stupid machine a second chance at completing its job the right way.

But guess what. I don't even care because tomorrow is college. Real live college. Actually it's more like fake college since the real thing doesn't start til Monday.

But it counts.

I'm a grown up, yes I am. I'm a grown up, slam, jam, BAM.

Here is a shout out to GP who is MOVING OUT tomorrow. What's up with this? Me going to college, you moving out, what's next?

GP, let me give you one last piece of wisdom before your big day:

Don't leave your cork board of dreams empty for days. Fill it up right away so you can get started immediately on your awesome life. Okay? Was that deep, or what? Do you even know what I'm talking about since I didn't tell you about my cork board?

Whatev.

Good luck to all on good old August 25.