Freshman 10. . . or 15

At the request of one of my avid readers, I will now enlighten you with another post by me.

So, it turns out the dreaded "Freshman 15" is not a farce as I had so strongly presumed during my summer life in this college town.

I was like, "What the heck are they talking about? There is no such thing! I eat no junk. Why would I want to waste my precious dinero on such crap? I walk all over the place. There is no. such. thing."

Then real college began.

I was wrong.

So wrong.

This Freshman 15 is actually a conspiracy act passed down through the hierarchy of college control boards against freshmen students that succeeds due to the naivety and general lack of pension of these recent high school grads.

A.k.a. They give us a bunch free food. On purpose. And it's free. So everyone eats it. Because it's FREE! But guess what. It's crap.

Take, for example, my diet this past week.

I have twice been given pizza, thrice ice cream, hot dogs, sloppy joes, chips, creamies and more creamies, candy, cookies, pop, creamies, brownies galore, and of course creamies. It's insane.

They expand our stomachs and then they fill them to the brim and they don't let them empty a little before they are overflowing again!

They want us to be fat and that's just the truth.

It is a conspiracy if I ever saw one.

So if I'm a little bigger next time you see me, please just pretend all is well and carry on with your life.